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Approaching the Moon With 20 Crypto Jokes

To be fair, the titular joke might not have aged too well, but it’s
that time of the year when bull runs sometimes happen . Yet here we
are, getting tired of “Bitcoin is a stablecoin!” jokes and
wondering if the prices have actually stabilized for real. Sure, it
would be good for the industry, but where is my Lambo in that case?!
Anyway, this week, BAT and BCH got a great beginning ; ICOs seem to
find their way in China in spite of government regulations; and
Vitalik Buterin had to clarify that he is not, in fact, leaving
Ethereum - in spite of sensationalist tweets . The new generation
keeps teaching the older ones about crypto, and there might be hope
for South Korean ICOs yet. Twitter scams are alive and well,
unfortunately, and Sirin Labs has finally unveiled Finney , their
blockchain phone. The week ends with Faketoshi suffering a blow .
Now, to unwind after the working week, check out our joke collection
while you’re waiting for that moon.
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This comparison makes sense now. This is what it’s like to use crypto
nowadays.
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And now, the Bitcoin Cash fork…
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More now, but still relevant.
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Bears are more capable than you think.
Wilson
@cryptowilson
Never underestimate the bears.
52 16:46 - 5 Nov 2018
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A high-quality meme, but “Don’t let your memes be dreams” is what
makes it a masterpiece.
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A podcast host explains what it’s like to HODL, and we’re inclined
to agree.
Trace Mayer
@TraceMayer
If it were easy to be a $BTC Hodler of Last Resort then everyone
would .
What is needed: Discipline. Mentally for research & emotionally for
price cycles where market weeds out the weak & undisciplined. So,
#Bitcoin is extremely fair & brutal tool for allocating gains & losses.
1,233 16:28 - 3 Nov 2018
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How the panic sellers see Bitcoin’s price movements.
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Does your family really need Christmas presents, though?
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Why voting is so important.
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The panic is settling in.
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When you put it that way…
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It’s important to maintain a positive outlook on life.
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The real horror is when your kid makes you take a long, hard look at
yourself.
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Not only is it accurate, but it’s also implying ICOs have a door to
begin with.
Coin Boys
@Coinboyspodcast
Finding out an ICO is a scam... #crypto #ico #bitcoin #btc #funny
120 15:22 - 7 Nov 2018 · Los Angeles, CA
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It’s a really simple distinction.
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7 minutes might seem long for a video, but it’s hilarious.
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“I can’t believe it’s not butter” but better.
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Are you cooler than this dog? No. Nobody is cooler than this dog.
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You know, some things you just gotta know before investing.
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And frankly, it’s not even funny anymore.
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r/CryptoCurrency EffectiveWait 1d ago
175 points 59 comments
The Amazon website in 1995 This is what it means
when they say Crypto is like the internet in the 90s
We are still having to use public and private keys and
be nervous while transacting, wait days together to
download the full node and use an app like Augur!
Have hope we are still early

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